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                 no, you’re a WOLVERINE now. much worse than a dog. you tear the sheets up, you piss everywhere, you smell like cigars all the live long day, and worst of all, you hurt my feelings.     HE WAVES THE BAG IN HER DIRECTION, almost now shaking it like a bag of treats before tossing it to her. he really did come in peace.      yes, honey, i did. francois sends his regards. he also asks you to not send me again. apparently the french don’t like my face. whatever, i got my eclair.  

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      I don’t smell like cigars. I guess that leaves me with an OPENING. ” She reached up, and stretched to grab the bag without leaving her rather comfortable seat. “ Francois can suck it or lose good business.

  1. imakemyfate-a reblogged this from worstavengerarchive and added:
    “ I don’t smell like cigars. I guess that leaves me with an OPENING. ” She reached up, and stretched to grab the bag...