How To Get Away With Murder Sentence Meme

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• “He did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water.”
• “Hey, don’t be a bitch, I could be arrested for this.”
• “I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it.”
• “I don’t do boyfriends.”
• “I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better.”
• “I know you were screwing her.”
• “I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more.”
• “I’m done with your crazy.”
• “I’ve been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
• “I’m a bit worried you’re a sex addict.”
• “I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body.”
• “Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?”
• “Isn’t your ass tired?”
• “Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…”
• “Like I’d ever wanna screw you.”
• “So I made a porno, so what? Everyone makes one these days.”
• “Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
• “That’s how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken, messes that you just clean up.”
• “The only one with boy problems is you.”
• “Wait, you`re gay?”
• “We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do.”
• “We’re young, red-blooded american males.”
• “Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here.”
• “Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”
• “You two need a room?”
• “You’re a liar. At this point, that’s all I know for sure.”
• “See, sexting pays off.”