realistic text meme

• text:  WTF!
• text:  um... what is that...
• text:  ....................
• text:  pics or it never happened
• text:  haha and then what? ;)
• text:  i'm waking up at 6 am for this ok. good morning baby <3
• text:  sending me texts at 4:32 am saying "this is your daily good morning text" is not acceptable bc a) you were pulling an all nighter and b) you NEVER send me good morning texts
• text:  all men are dicks
• text:  oh my god go check his profile??
• text:  do you wanna play twenty questions :)
• text:  just get the fucking groceries
• text:  one more sticker and i'm blocking you
• text:  FUCKJ FUCK MY GLASSES FELL INTO THE TOILET
• text:  i love you and ur really cute
• text:  wait
• text:  it wasnt a big deal haha
• text:  who is this
• text:  what do you mean who is this
• text:  didn't fucking ask for your opinion thanks
• text:  AAHAHAHAHA *insert mockery of your choice of typo here*
• text:  there is nothing i want to do more right now than make out with you
• text:  thats what hands are for xoxo
• text:  seriously??? is my dick too bomb??? is that it?
• text:  ur dick cant be bigger than ur thumb haha bye
• text:  i don't understand ur obsession with boobs like
• text:  i like to squish them
• text:  i need to pee lol brb
• text:  uhh okay
• text:  omg my fams home ok bye ily gtg
• text:  OHY MG FUCKIGNG GOD SHE DID N O T JUST FUCKING DIE I HAT ETHIS FUCKING SHOW
• text:  You're a bitch.